1. Kate would be totally en vogue in Amsterdam, or if she were in a punk rock band. 2. It's a classic funny story to add to our family tale-book. 3. Scissors only go on top of the refrigerator now. 4. She didn't cut her ear off. 5. Ryan and I laughed the hardest we have since we got married, and still continue to chuckle when we look at her hair.