Cat Scratch Robby

Robby picked a fight with the wrong cat and will tell you, me, a bug, the garbage man, or anyone else about it.  He loves to tell about the cat that scratched Robby, like this "Cat Scratch Robby."  I capitalize each word because Robby is very deliberate with his words and takes his time with much space in between.  He didn't learn how to speak from Kate, apparently.


According to Robby, he was an innocent bystander.  According to all witnesses (Kate), Robby was petting rather aggressively (hitting) at which point any self-respecting cat would teach that boy a lesson.  Well, let's hope he learned his lesson.